‘Cats, Listen Up, You Gotta Get Yourself A Hooman’: Hissterical Catto Explains The Benefits Of Having Two Hooman Pawrents

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
May 17, 2024 4:00 PM EDT

It is not often that we high and mighty hoomans look upon ourselves and consider that perhaps we are not the main characters in the movie. And this clever cat has just the perspective on life to help you reconsider your place in the world. We spend our time talking and musing upon all the wonderful things that enter your life when you adopt a cat. But this cat has flipped the tables and is trying to make us hoomans realize that cats are the true winners in the hooman-feline relationship. And he is not all too wrong.

Whether it is that we financially back all of their fanciful feline activities, or that they can easily end up with two of us, or that we endlessly dote on them, or that we pick up their turds with little to no complaint. This cute kitty fully appreciates just how good he has it, and in all honesty, we are pretty darn jealous of his sweet set up. If only we could find a superior species that would adopt and feed us…

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    "Get yourself a hooman"

    cats listen up man
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    you gotta get yourself a human
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    Who would have thought that cats will start to seek us out. Perhaps that has been what the cat distribution system was all about. We figured it was the universe's way of delivering feline fur babies to those in need, but in reality it was just a matchmaking service for cats who want a hooman.

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    if you don't have one
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    get one maybe two I have two
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    And this is where our outlooks on the subject slightly differ. While, most of us would love to adopt two cat children at a time, we know it can be twice as challenging. So we usually take it slow, but for cats, the opposite is so much truer. Just imagine going from sleeping on the street and hunting for your meals, to having two hoomans to cater to your every need and want. 

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    they come in different styles and miles
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    I have one called Mommy
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    one called Daddy
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    mine are pink
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    um and they're
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    I mean honestly
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    they're weird
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    they're not cats
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    they speak a different language
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    there's definitely a language barrier
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    uh anyway
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    let me tell you though
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    they dote on me and I
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    I for no reason like I
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    I contribute really nothing at all um
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    they're nice to me they
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    brush me feed me
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    oh you know what else they do
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    clean up my turds
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    and they just take them out without complaining
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    they never complain about it to me or anything
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    I'm saying to you
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    there are worse things in life than
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    having a couple humans
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